Tuesday, 3 July 2007

Secret Women's Business with Mick Molloy?

Hey girls great news! Tonight Mick down-with-the-ladies Molloy promises to bring us some entertaining "secret women's business" on his ground-breaking televisual phenomenon The Nation.


The press release states that tonight Fiona O'Loughlin and Amanda Keller will "shape up to Mick." But unfortunately the release doesn't answer the important questions: What will they be wearing? Will it involve a wading pool and copious amounts of baked beans? Does Mick fancy them?


Mick Molloy may have been heard to utter the following statements today:*


"Just because they're older doesn't mean they're not rootable. It just means that I don't find them rootable."


"It's going to be interesting. Apart from my mum I pretty much only talk to chicks in bikinis - and there's not a lot of talking involved if you know what I mean."


"Why would you say I was out of touch with my audience? I would like to touch up quite a lot of them."





*Or perhaps I just made them up?

Sunday, 1 July 2007

The Ladies' Lounge #2 with Bev Killick



If you haven't realised it already we're mad for raucously funny women and so The Ladies' Lounge was born. This is an opportunity to sit down for a few quiet ones and shoot the breeze with a fabulous female. Fresh from a stint as the first female comedian to entertain the troops re: soundings is delighted to welcome the very talented Bev Killick to the lounge.









*applause*






The bar’s open Bev, name your poison.






I'm partial to a Southern and Coke or five. On a hot day I don't mind a nice cold beer. A Pina Colada doesn't go astray if I'm cashed up.





Our shout, have one of each. You have worked in theatre, television, radio and stand-up, you have a recipe in the “Laughing Stock” cookbook and apparently you’re a pretty good dancer. Isn’t there something you can’t do?



This is a hard question, I'm not too fond of heights so bungee jumping is not on the list. Ball sports are out, and my modelling days are over.



You’ve just finished your tour of duty in The Solomon Islands, the first female comedian to entertain the troops. How did it all go?



Sounds ominous,entertaining the troops?..........It was an awesome experience, the AFP and the ADF guys and girls had been looking forward to the shows for months. They love anyone from the "outside" coming in. New fodder,fresh conversation.



The concerts at the base were exceptional. I took on an MC comedy role and introduced the other artists. The Screaming Jets headlined. During the day we trekked off either by jeep or helicopter to outposts where the guys were starving for a bit of "something different" to think about. The villagers watched on, and loved the mini-shows put on under trees or set up on makeshift stages.



They really loved to just have a chat about home back in Australia. I especially loved one on one joke-telling to the interested. The women on the tour stayed in demountable units, the guys roughed it in the tents. So being a chick has its advantages. There are quite a few female army and police and they appreciated a female perspective. Especially a naughty dirty little Bev show.



What were the gigs like? Were they very different from a gig in a pub back home?



Totally different at the out posts. The pub gig on the first night was just like home. The audience were hanging on every word, they didn't take the show for granted. The laughs were big and loud, like they needed a release. The shows at the villages and prison were hot hot hot! The army guys looked after us and kept us well hydrated and sunscreened. One day was 38 deg with 90% humidity, but we still managed to do a two hour show. Singing under a tree. Just looking at the faces in the crowd and how much they were enjoying it keeps you going and not fainting from exhaustion, which is what I felt like, deep on the inside.



You put on a brave, sometimes cringe-inducing but always hilarious performance in D-Cuppetry this year at The Melbourne International Comedy Festival. You were called in when original performer took a tumble and broke her ankle. How do you prepare for a role like that?



You basically take your top off and get on with it. Nah, we had a 2 week rehearsal with Terence O'Connell, choreography and many tech runs. I learnt the script in a short amount of time, once you have one show under your belt it stays in your head. Umbrella Revolution was a great space, but taking it to big theatres felt more like home. Every thing became grander and we had more space to play. I really enjoyed working with Emma Powell, she has a great stage craft and sensibility. We have a fairly big year planned next year with some theatre residencies around the country.



D-Cuppetry was surprisingly good, clean fun. Did you have as much fun on stage as we had in the audience?



It was exhilarating, I've always been an exhibitionist, so the show suited my innate desires. I love to shock, so seeing a room full of people gasping for air hit the spot. It is a good fun clean show, once you get over the nudity part you just kinda settle in and become entertained and educated, (I hope).



Tell the truth Bev, did you get your kit off on stage just to embarrass your teenage son?



Noooo, I'm beyond embarrassing him now. He came to the show and quite seriously enjoyed it. If he did complain, I just told him "Those tits put a steak dinner on the table". Someone asked him after the show if he was embarrassed and he just said "Nup, those boobs breastfed me for the first two years of my life and I'm very proud of them!"



You were also excellent in the ensemble piece Parental As Anything. How did that show come about?



Mick Meredith and I wanted to do a show with a parent theme. Wendy Little and Carolyn Chillura also approached me with a similar idea. I thought we may as well join forces and save costs. It was refreshing to work as an ensemble and not have to do everything yourself, split costs, ideas, workshop and perform together. The parents that saw the show sure did relate to it. The "babes in arms sessions" were a winner. I mean, when can you go out when you have a new bubba?



You appeared on the recently-boned The Catch-Up. Did Zoe Sheridan honestly not get Mick Meredith’s joke or was that all set up?



She honestly DID NOT get that joke. Which is cute and innocent. The joke was I have two kids 6 and 8 that's not their age that's their names. The kids next door are 3 and 7 and they're just odd.



Who are your comedy heroes?



Jenny Eclair, Bette Midler, Jane Turner, Gina Riley.



How do you think the world of stand-up comedy is different for men and women?



When you're in it you don't notice the difference. I've honestly not had a hard time getting along with the blokes. Pay scale can be different sometimes but not that often. I get a bit sick of, "Gee you're funny for a female comic." Actually it's best to not get me started on this topic. I work as much as any male comic on the circuit and I'm grateful for that.



Bev, Channel 7 has Daryl Somers making a pilot for a Saturday night variety show. Imagine Daryl has had a very unfortunate accident and you have been asked to step in. What sort of show would you put together and who would you have on?



I'd love to host a show that was a party, dinner type situation and didn't put celebs and guests in a normal interview situation, and let them let their hair down. A barbecue or playground, jumping castle, bathtub,anywhere but a table and chair type boring set up. I'd have comic friends on set and on stand by to do 5 at whim. Loads of surprises,like "This is Your Life" dredging up celebrities' long lost family and friends and a pass the parcel game.



What can we expect to see Bev Killick doing next?



Sydney early July; Brisbane late July; Broome in August; and a solo tour West OZ in September. With the possibility of peace keeping shows in the Middle East, Timor and Egypt. Austereo are looking at a radio demo at present and my management are casting a net for TV appearances. But if you want to find me I have a permanent booking at the local Trivia night at the Angel Tavern, every Tuesday (our team is called the Brainiacs).



Thanks for popping into The Ladies’ Lounge, can we tempt you back with a Pimms another day?



Sure as long as they are garnished with cucumber, orange and a good hour long dirty girly chat.



Check out Bev's myspace page here

Thursday, 28 June 2007

Miss (you) Melbourne meets The Nation



Now I understand why all the funny women are missing from our television screens. It's because Janet McLeod has them all holed up in Trades Hall entertaining swarms of Melbourne comedy lovers.


McLeod received a $15,000 arts grant from the Melbourne City Council to produce Miss (You) Melbourne, an 11-night series of evenings featuring fantastic female comics talking about their experiences of life in Melbourne.




The production features a revolving cast of female comedians and tonight's line-up included:








Man, that Janet McLeod knows how to throw a party. There's a home-made art installation in the foyer, Janet greets you at the door looking all Melbourne-glamour-goth fantastic in a red corset and patent-leather lace-up boots and before the show officially kicks off Janet warms up the crowd with a quick game of heads and tails and a door prize of a block of chocolate and a hand-knitted pink donut crafted by McLeod's mother. The show begins with McLeod's quirky multimedia presentation and then we're straight into five 15 minute stand-up routines.


The audience was certainly diverse with young Fitzroy coolsies in funky-spex, bookish couples in cardigans mixing it up with middle-aged mums on a girls' night out and father and son man-dates. But wherever they came from, or whatever their leanings this audience lapped it all up. There were no flat spots in the whole evening and some excellent material from Lossano and Quinn. Although if you had to single out one stand-out performance it would have to be from Corinne Grant who had the crowd in hysterics as she recounted her introduction to Melbourne as a wide-eyed work-experience kid. We could really use her back on our telly screens.



So while McLeod is celebrating Melbourne and women and comedy and hosting a bloody good night out - over at Channel Nine Mick Molloy is struggling on with The Nation and still not listening to the reams of advice I have left for him on this blog. The outrage!



If you want to go back to the 1960's just check out the sporting segment on Episode 4 of The Nation. There's some chatter about sport but even better you get to see tennis player Maria Sharapova rolling in the sand in a bikini and some nudie shots from US swimmer Amanda Beard's Playboy shoot.



I got two laughs during Molloy's show and neither of them involved Molloy - there was Gary Eck doing a stand-up routine in character as a death-row inmate and actually Akmal pulled out a few good ones in his chat at the desk.



After seeing a show like Miss (You) Melbourne that's full of energy, talent, excitement and laughs it just makes me feel that The Nation is a really just a lazy, lacklustre effort that promised to be so much more.




Sorry but MS Paint just keeps pulling me back...

Tuesday, 26 June 2007

Apologies

It is true that my recent shenanigans with MS Paint have been nothing but immature and ridiculous. But it was fun.

Proper blogging returns tomorrow with reviews and interviews and all things grown-up.

Friday, 22 June 2007

Does the Beard Maketh the Mirth?

UK comedian Daniel Kitson has had a long-standing dislike for The Age's backpage dirt-dishers, Diary. Rumour has it that it all started when Suzanne Carbone approached Kitson to chat about an article she was writing about comedians with beards. Or funny beards. Or men having fun with beards.

Perhaps it was part of a series linking humour to hair? Later columns were to look at the power of laughter when linked to baldness, brazilian waxes and troll dolls.

I never read the article. Maybe it was never written. I can only try and recreate it visually here and test Carbone's theory that men with beards are funny.


First sample: Daniel Kitson






"I ate your thesaurus and all I got was this voluminous vocabulary and
perspicacious wit!"



So far, so good. Let's test it again with the thinking latte-sipping left-leaning woman's sexy-man and former bed-pimp, Rod Quantock.







Hey, Rod Quantock certainly supports Carbone's theory.

Let's give philosophical carrot-lover Dave Callan a crack.



Don't mind if I do Dave.

But wait, what if the beard is worn by a man who ISN'T a fully-fledged comedian? Will he still be funny?

ABC 774 broadcaster Jon Faine slides into the test tube. He is a man with a beard after all.



Hmmmm, he has his moments but he kind of lost me at the "Take my mother-in-law..." bit.



Alright, so what happens if you add a beard to someone not renowned for their wit? Does he instantly become funny?



"I’ve never believed in lower wages. Never. Never believed in lower wages, I’ve
never believed in lower wages as an economic instrument."

"I'd like to be seen as an average Australian bloke. I can't think of... I can't
think of a nobler description of anybody than to be called an average Australian
bloke."

"We won't just automatically click our heels and follow the Americans."


Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhh, my sides just split!

Thursday, 21 June 2007

Never seen in the same place at the same time...

Possibly separated at birth?

The Chaser's Chas Licciardello and Australian Idol microphone-tapper [no pun intended] Anthony Callea.













Oh well, it could be worse...

Our Work is Done

Yes, yes, yes I have been harping on for weeks here, here, here and here about blokey television and the lack of funny women on air.

Finally the mainstream media have decided to have something to say about it too. And all three of them in less than a week.

Read Melinda Houston's piece in The Sunday Age here.

Read Catherine Deveny's op-ed rant here.

Read Marieke Hardy's take on it here.