Hey girls great news! Tonight Mick down-with-the-ladies Molloy promises to bring us some entertaining "secret women's business" on his ground-breaking televisual phenomenon The Nation.
The press release states that tonight Fiona O'Loughlin and Amanda Keller will "shape up to Mick." But unfortunately the release doesn't answer the important questions: What will they be wearing? Will it involve a wading pool and copious amounts of baked beans? Does Mick fancy them?
Mick Molloy may have been heard to utter the following statements today:*
"Just because they're older doesn't mean they're not rootable. It just means that I don't find them rootable."
"It's going to be interesting. Apart from my mum I pretty much only talk to chicks in bikinis - and there's not a lot of talking involved if you know what I mean."
"Why would you say I was out of touch with my audience? I would like to touch up quite a lot of them."
*Or perhaps I just made them up?
2 comments:
sounds like sour grapes leilani, just because mick knocked you back!
It's true that I was eliminated in the swimsuit round but it's not sour grapes that are making me purse my lips so - it's the stench of rotting credibility.
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