The Nation attracted 363,000 nationally and 109,00 average in Melbourne last week. So they've called me in for an emergency meeting at Channel Nine to discuss how The Nation could be salvaged.
This is my prescription:
1 dose of bad dancing (subtitles optional)
1 drunk crazy-woman (tatts optional)
1 litre of intuition
Liberal amounts of chemistry
A dose of good vox-pops
One decent sketch per night
A killer closing musical act (tatts optional)
Apply immediately, you should notice an improvement within a week.
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Jon Stewart on his barometer: "Do I feel creepy saying it?"
Imagine in Mick Molloy asked himself that.
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