Don't miss your opportunity to enter their ground-breaking new competition - Wil & Lemo's Hot Mamas!
I haven't heard a lot of their show, mainly because each time I've tuned in I've nearly fallen asleep at the wheel, but all that is about to change. These guys are so down with the ladies and getting up in our grills with all their feminism and shit, man they've practically got vaginas!
Wil and Lemo are on the lookout for Australia's HOTTEST MAMA. All you have to do is tell them in 25 words or less why you are so totally hot right now and send in your most recent glamour shot you could be in the running for either a $1000 shopping spree if you are a state finalist or $5000 if you are the overall HOTTEST MAMA in the whole of Australia.
In case you aren't sure what they have in mind they have posted a slideshow on their webpage of celebrity HOT MAMAS! This slideshow celebrates women for all the right reasons:
International Orphan Reduction Program - Angelina Jolie & Madonna
Dedication to the Arts - Gwyneth Paltrow
Immaculate Conception - Katie Holmes
Poetry - Bec Hewitt
Lehmo has been promoting this trumped up beauty contest as "empowering for women". "Empowering", I hate the way this word gets bandied around, what it actually means is to equip someone with ability or to invest with power. So let's try it in a sentence:
"I sent in a snap of me wearing a pink g-string and two cans of Southern and Coke. I feel I now have the strength to find that cure for cancer."
"Ever since Wil and Lehmo gave me $5000 because they think I am HOT I just feel like I rule the tuck shop."
So if you are like one the celebs pictured in the slideshow and have a personal trainer, stylist and private pilates instructor - enter now.
If you are a tired, overworked mum struggling to hold it all together and you haven't looked in the mirror since 2003 - well, suffer in your fat Nana pants - these boys just aren't interested.
Stay tuned for their upcoming comps:
- Firey Amputees
- Deaf, Dumb and Dirrrrty
- Naughty Naked Nanas
You know why this bothers me? Because I think my mum is just about the hottest mama you could find. Not just because she is beautiful but because she has been the most selfless mother, caring grandmother and bravest of cancer battlers. I would love nothing more than to celebrate her "hotness" with a $5000 prize. C'mon guys, haven't you figured out that women are worth celebrating for reasons other than their "hotness"?
